"Visions of sugarplums..." Predicting the impact of a Cruz presidency on Red State

The election of [mc_name name=’Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)’ chamber=’senate’ mcid=’C001098′ ] as president will truly be a monumental, indeed, a transformational event. However, it will also have a very significant impact on Red State. Consider:

Leon will become chief WH correspondent, and of course get a front row seat in the press room.

streiff will be appointed Asst Sec of Defense for ATROWIC (Assessing The Role Of Women In Combat)

Red State will now, of course, have to host several tables at the White House Correspondents annual black tie gala. This means that Moe Lane will get to walk the red carpet, and “question” the reporters attempting to interview him.

He will also get to invite Kate Upton as his guest..er,date.

Because of Red State’s close relationship with the new president, traffic to the website will soar, as will advertising rates and revenues.

And, in response to complaints from tens of thousands newly visiting the site,  Red State will FINALLY get rid of DISQUS.

Happy holidays to all!!!!!