The Second Amendment

Cross-Posted at FreedomBrothers.Blogspot.com

The founders gave us the Second Amendment for a reason.

If ever, a man so evil, so radical, so guilty of treason were to lie, steal, and cheat his way into the White House, the Founders said, then the American People should do what they can to protect themselves from his unnecessary evil.

“But dad,” Lil’ Cal asked me when I drove him home in our pickup truck from the range, “I thought we’re only supposed to use our guns for good.”

(For those who haven’t read the Freedom Brothers, Calvin, my son, is 10 years old. He is still learning the ropes.)

I smashed the “Off” button on my Ford’s radio as we listened to Fraudulent “president” B. Hussein Obama give another one of his socialist hate speeches. “We are,” I told my son. “Protecting yourself from spy drones, helicopters, and Waco-style liberal assaults is the reason we’re at the range every day.”

Lil’ Cal can’t wait until he’s 17 so he can join the military and saw off Osama Bin Laden’s head, then drink his blood. That you know. What you don’t know is that Lil’ Cal is still too young to understand what it means to protect your homeland from “any enemy, foreign or domestic.”

Our domestic enemies have swarmed around and inside Washington, D.C. like termites, gnawing away at the Constitution as if it were a steak dinner. Timothy Geitner, a tax evader, wants to tell us how to do our taxes while simultaneously unzipping his trousers and forcing it into Uncle Sam’s eyeball.

Eric Holder calls The U.S. a “Nation of cowards” because he hates white people.

Michelle Obama openly states she has never been proud of the country that sent her to school for free on Freedom Eagle’s dime because she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and just happens to be of African descent.

The list goes on. And besides being enablers of Hussein (who, according to reputable websites RedState, Free Republic, and Town Hall, was born in Kenya (his aunt has stated so on several occasions); other reputable websites have informed the public that Hussein is actually the son of Malcolm X; and others have even stated that Hussein has come from hell to end the world in 2012; of course, all of these facts have been covered up by the apocalyptic main stream media), these socialist hatologists have one thing in common: You pay for their meals, their homes, their vacations, and their membership at the gym.

They steal from you.

So, of course they hate you, make fun of you, make you feel like dirt. Metaphysically poke you with hot irons. They think there’s nothing you can do about it.

That’s where the Second Amendment comes in.

Michelle Bachman (R-MN) has patriotically called for an “Orderly Revolution” against B. Hussein. On Sean Hannity’s Fox News program, she prophetically stated, “At this point the American people – it’s like Thomas Jefferson said, a revolution every now and then is a good thing. We are at the point, Sean, of revolution. And by that, what I mean, an orderly revolution — where the people of this country wake up get up and make a decision that this is not going to happen on their watch.”

The only thing Freedom Eagle wonders is if Bachman’s call was too late. Glenn Beck has already reported that the Husseininites are building FEMA internment camps all over the US to jail and kill those of us on the right who speak our minds. Al Gore is working on a mass-“Earth Tax” to make Americans pay for their supposed global warming expense – even though “global warming” is fake! Tea Parties all over the country are being shut down by local democrat officials, who turn around and try to punish those Patriotic protestors by taxing them more. Bill Maher is allowed to call our troops “rapists” on HBO every week, and B. Hussein laughs at the retarded.

That’s where the Second Amendment comes in.

Freedom Eagle works hard. But when the Federal government approves a 40% tax on his income, sometimes Lil’ Cal is forced to eat just peanut butter and jelly, cornmeal, and gruel. Meanwhile, the supposed “victims” of Hurricane Katrina are still bathing in caviar, sitting on their lemonade-sipping asses all day, watching themselves on the Maury Povich show.

The Second Amendment is there to keep us safe. It’s there so the American people are armed in the face of an attack. Because those who know our history understand there are only three world leaders – ever – who have outlawed firearms: Mao, Hitler, Stalin.

When Freedom Eagle and his son, Calvin, got home, my tanktop-sporting, mini-skirt wearing wife had made us a rack of lamb. “You boys ready for some meat?” she asked, the steam from the lamb moistening the white cotton over her chest.

I looked down at my son. “Cal?”

“Yes, Pa?”

“Go put on that Branch Davidians-Waco documentary I got for you. I’ll tell you when you can come back in. But just so you know, dinner might be a little cold tonight. Okay?”

He looked at his mom, bent over the kitchen table, toward us, then back at me. He put his hand up for a high-five. “You get ‘er, Pa.”