Panic at Newsweek

So many of the shunted employees took “the package” and sensibly bailed on that wreck, that New York called in full panic mode and begged old-timers to stay on.

Suddenly their two years of raise promises were going to be kept….for a grand total of three people.

The rest have seen the future and have gone back to bagging groceries at the Piggly Wiggly.