So how far are we from:
Stimulus II: Project “Send Them Home”
Sponsors: Nancy Pelosi, Arlen Specter
Project to establish the Soylent Corporation, a state-run food supplier, since that’s the only private industry we haven’t entirely taken over;
Expand waste disposal units to accommodate human remains, and;
Fund conversion of sports arenas to thanatology suites, complete with 20-minute presentation and suicide booths on every corner to handle the overflow?