The more the Resistance spends on trying to stop me, the higher my midochlorian levels grow. Sad!
— Kylo Trump (@kylo_trump) March 21, 2016
dear diary mom says i cant have an ash tray in my bedroom I tried to explain it’s not for smoking it’s for the remains of my enemies
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) April 5, 2016
Thrilled to receive this endorsement. Jabba is winner that I greatly respect. pic.twitter.com/FY1lWs6sbO
— Kylo Trump (@kylo_trump) February 27, 2016
— Evi L. Bloggerlady (@MsEBL) April 7, 2016
My dad cut off my hand.
My sister kissed me to make another guy jealous.
My nephew is a serial killer.
I am so done with family reunions.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) April 6, 2016
Ben’s room is the worst. pic.twitter.com/sGcTA6swIp
— Bad Father Han Solo (@BadFatherHan) April 8, 2016