Eric Holder: D.O.J. To Investigate Home Foreclosures.

Well well well, look at what we’ve got here…….

(Reuters) – The Justice Department is looking into reports that U.S. financial institutions improperly foreclosed on houses, Attorney General Eric Holder said on Wednesday. Several states are investigating the practices of institutions like Ally Financial Inc, formerly known as GMAC, and JPMorgan Chase and Co, among others, and those two have suspended foreclosure proceedings in many states.

The home lending unit of Ally has said that employees preparing foreclosures had submitted affidavits to judges containing information they did not personally verify, drawing outrage from homeowners, lawmakers and state prosecutors. “We are aware of the charges that have surfaced in the newspapers in the last couple of days and we’re looking at them,” Holder told reporters during a news conference on another matter.

AG Holder…. Sir…. Best get hold of Congressman Barney Frank and Senator Christopher Dodd, along with a few select other folks like ACORN execs and unfortunately you’ll need to add your boss, the POTUS in the mix.  Put them all under oath.  They’re the ones who caused much of the problem due to political pandering, ‘reparations’ and abject racism, plus building a voting bloc exclusively using the letter “D”.

If I were you, I’d also get in touch with as many of the homeowners foreclosed on and get them under oath as well…. Ask them one question surrounded by two statements….. “You bought a house valued at $450,000 on a thirty year mortgage and your family’s annual gross income was $31,000…… What did the loan officers say to you ?….. and remember, you’re under oath to a Federal law enforcement official.”

Oh, I know that I’m just filled with hope for change and acting stupidly.  But I really do understand the way things are, Sir.  Everyone knows you can’t possibly provide any of that which I just asked, as you’re part of he problem as well.

The formal findings of the yet-to-be-initiated investigation have already been published:
1.  It’s Bush’s fault !
2.  It’s all due to the typical bitter God-clinging Republican Tea Party people !

3.  ……and of course, it’s all because of Teh Eeeevil Jooooooooooos !

Cheers !

Kenny Solomon

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