Cat Poop Coffee..... No, I'm not off my meds.


Indonesia’s top Islamic body declared Tuesday that Muslims can drink civet coffee—the world’s most expensive coffee, which is extracted from the dung of civet cats.

A preacher recently suggested the beverage might not be “halal”—or religiously approved—because its unusual provenance makes it unclean. But after a long discussion Tuesday, the influential Indonesian Ulema Council said that the coffee, known locally as Kopi Luwak, could be consumed as long as the beans were washed.  Kopi Luwak, which takes it name from the Indonesian word for civets, is made from hard beans that have been eaten by the nocturnal critters and then fermented in their stomachs before being pooped out and roasted.

Civet cats are mongoose-like animals. It’s highly prized for its smooth flavor and bitterless aftertaste, sometimes fetching well over $200 a pound ($440 per kilogram) online.  “Kopi Luwak can be declared ‘halal’ after passing through a washing process,” said Maruf Amien, acting head of the council. “Producing, selling and drinking it is allowed.”


So simply washing it makes everything OK ?

Every time I think I ‘get it’, a few of the real ‘out there’ Quranimals amaze me with an ‘it figures’ extension of their multiple-centuries-long history of depravity, disgusting behavior and practicing of pure evil.


Here’s the new hit single from Tread Noojentte:  Cat Poop Coffee

Well I don’t know where they get it
But it sure is good
I hope they bring some for me
And I don’t know how they make it
But they sure brew it good
They say they’re doin’ it for free

They give me cat poop coffee
Cat poop coffee

The first time that I had it
Was in a FEMA Camp
Got it from some big guy in the next bloc.
I went and seen the dude again
He gave me some more
I got da feevah fo’ sure

They gave me cat poop coffee
Cat poop coffee

There’s nothin’ you can do
You’ll feel no pain (maybe)
Obama says we got to ch-ch-change
You’ll know he’s won when you say ‘Here, have my guns’.
It makes all real men cryin’ cryin’
The left made it’s bed

He makes the ammo sellers
Put some numbers on their rounds
Tea Parties gettin’ taken out
But we know just where to go
When we take it all back
And we will do it for free

They gave me cat poop coffee
Cat poop coffee

Altered lyrics © 2010 K L Solomon


Kenny Solomon

Victim Of Obamanomics.
Unemployed as of July 20, 2010.
If my line of work is in the tank, then it’s all over in our nation but for the shootin’.