Diary

Chavez wants Colombia's president-elect to tell US military to get out of Columbia.

www.buenosairesherald.com/BreakingNews/View/37400

Venezuela’s President Hugo Chávez said Colombia’s next president, Juan Manuel Santos, should end US access to military bases, signalling that an easing of Andean tensions could be short.

Colombia and OPEC member Venezuela have been locked in a dispute that has battered bilateral trade since last year when Colombia signed a deal with the United States to allow US troops more access to its military bases.

But since Santos’ landslide election win on Sunday, Venezuela has been cautiously conciliatory. The foreign ministry congratulated Santos while saying it would be watching what the Colombian leader says and does in office.

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Sometimes, great detail is not needed, but a little subtlety happens along the w…….

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt…….. Hummmmmmmmm……. Zzzzzzzzzzzap !!!

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Buenos días América !!

Es el mejor amigo de su Dictador En la Instrucción Pantalones y……………..

Oye…… Eeeeenglitch…… Yo me olvido como normal.

I speek, joo unnastan now.  Kenny keep remind me for the Eeeeenglitch here.

My friends, time haz now to feeeesh or cut dee worm……. Joo meeeelahterry muss leef dee Sowf America and go dee wa……………

Frijoles Santo !!!!!!

Dat eez dee problem all time……. Sowf America !

We no want Sowf America called us no mohr.  No no no no no no and no.

(Debo pensar de esto……….. Anda, Hugo, piensa………… Conseguido !)

We now all be called Oooooooooooogo Land…… (Y soy presidente para la vida !!)

Me like dat much more gooder.

Adios amigos y amigas !

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As an American deeply proud of our nation’s history, her people and especially her military, I must respond on three levels……..

1.  Hugo did it again – hacked into my line while I was logged in – and as normal, I got some serious minutes on this new blind no-password internet access card he left behind.

2.  Thank God that Mr. Correa did not win the election in Columbia.

3.  I’ve pretty much had enough of ‘him’………. Oye Oooooooooogo……… Gracias por las tarjetas de Internet, pero……….. Vaya saliva arriba una cuerda !

Aclamaciones!

Kenny Solomon
Típico, amargo, ladrar Dios-Adherindo, propietario del fusil y partidario loco furioso de NASCAR.

Sé quién es asno de patear.