Obama signs Exec. Order banning all federal employees from texting while driving and 'urges' govt. contractors to do same.

Here’s your ‘Thought For The Day’:

Take a guess how they’ll find out who’s doing it……

Our common sense superhero Captain Obvious says, “A person has to be absolutely stooooooopid to send text messages while driving, operating any moving piece of equipment (like a train), or otherwise occupied with a task requiring full concentration.”


So of course, our Dictator-In-Training-Pants DEMANDS that ALL people drawing a US Government paycheck or getting money from contracts bow to his every command.

So then, the question begs to be asked, “How is this going to be enforced/how is Dear Leader going to know who to put in the non-existant FEMA camps ?”


All cell phones and mobile devices have GPS – whether you pay for the service or not, the system itself is inside the device.

The platform can be activated by your service provider ‘in an emergency situation’ and you wouldn’t know it was on unless you opened the application and checked the status.

How’s that hope and change workin’ for you now ?

Kenny Solomon
Senior Expediter for The 72 Virgins Club Travel Agency.

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