Go, Hillary, Go!
Posted by Michael Goldfarb on September 9, 2009 04:49 PM
The boss hears from two sources that Hillary Clinton is considering stepping down as Secretary of State this fall in order to run for Governor of New York.
Hillary steps down, Teh Mess-I-Yah issues an executive order vacating the need for Senate confirmation of the Sec. State position and simply installs his long-time mentor “Jeremiah Ayres-Jones”.
Two days after stepping down, Hillary releases a book of her daily journal as Secretary of State (with classified material redacted of course). The book mostly consists of passages like these………
“Day one: Why did that nutty Kenyan pick me for Sec State and more importantly, why did I say yes ?”
“Day two: Oh hell, I get it now, He picked me just to keep me away from all the garbage he wants to do ‘remaking America’……. Even I’m not that crazy to think Americans are gonna take this maniac for more than a year…… Ahhhhh screw it, I’ll hang on and see what happens.”
“Day three: Bill asked me to dance at the welcome dinner….. Dang it, why do I still love the guy after all he did to me !
“Day…. whothehellcaresanymore, I think it’s been about 7 months…….. Get me outta here !!! No wonder he wouldn’t let me take the chair at the UN Security Council, he wanted it for himself. This guy’s a new breed of real evil – a Radical Muslim Communist…. This putz and his people are gonna move to take the entire planet, not just America !”
Typical, bitter, Jewish, God-clinging, gun owner and barking-mad insane NASCAR fan, locked and loaded, safeties off.
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