Eau de Bailout - Obama Motors to launch Cadillac Men's Fragrance line...... via Dubai.

Kenny, are you hitting the bottle again ?

No.  I’m taking medication for a sinus infection, but I’m not drunk, or looped out on the med.

Surely you can’t be serious ?

Of course I’m serious…… and don’t call me Shirley !


©2009 Toronto Star (Written by Tony Van Alphen)

Sputtering General Motors Co., just out of a quick drive through bankruptcy court, will soon be using its iconic Cadillac brand to sell a line of fragrance for men.

Beauty Contact Inc., a Dubai-based cosmetic company and holder of the fragrance licence, said yesterday it will launch the Cadillac line in stores this fall to mark the brand’s 100th anniversary.

Kenny, don’t say it……. Neil, Moe and everybody here will think you’re completely off the deep end !

I gotta say it.

Nooooooooooo !

‘What could go wrong ?’     Well……. For starters, how about some undetectable time-delayed activate-on-contact “special ingredients” in the formula being a definite possibility ?   But more than likely it’s just P.T. Barnum being right again.

Kenny, you’re just a completely paranoid hate-mongering typical bitter Jewish God-clinging gun owner and barking mad insane NASCAR fan !  Go have some decaf !

Well then, do some checking on the company yourself !

What company, Obama Motors ?

No silly…… Beauty Contact Inc. in Dubai, headed up by a chap from The UAE named Alwyn Stephen……..  www.beautycontact.com

Cheers !

Kenneth L Solomon
Typical, bitter, Jewish, God-clinging, gun owner and barking-mad insane NASCAR fan, locked and loaded in South Flori-duh.
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