Diary

This is absolutely real - FOOD POLICE in The U.K. !

This is the official demise of The UK.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR PARODY………..

Nanny State On Steroids – Food Police in The UK – The end of a once proud nation.

Don’t throw away leftovers, warn ‘food police’.
Householders are to be visited by officials offering advice on cooking with leftovers, in a Government initiative to reduce the amount of food that gets thrown away.

London Telegraph
By Jasper Copping
10:22PM GMT 10 Jan 2009

Home cooks will also be told what size portions to prepare, taught to understand “best before” dates and urged to make more use of their freezers.

The door-to-door campaign, which starts tomorrow, will be funded by the Waste and Resources Action Programme (WRAP), a Government agency charged with reducing household waste.

The officials will be called “food champions”. However, they were dismissed last night as “food police” by critics who called the scheme an example of “excessive government nannying”.

In an initial seven-week trial, eight officials will call at 24,500 homes, dishing out advice and recipes. The officials, each of whom has received a day’s training, will paid up to £8.49 an hour, with a bonus for working on Saturdays.

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If you don’t believe me, try this……. WRAP – Waste and Resources Action Programme – Material Change For A Better Environment

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Cut to a possible scene at my house, a date in the near future……….. Please remember that there’s always a level of truth in all humor and snark. Right about now, I’m corked off enough and dangerously snarkified, so look out !

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…..knock knock, knock……..

Me: “Yes, who’s there?”

Them: “Mr. Solomon, this is Waste Watch, open the door.”

Me: “Who ?”

Them: “Waste Watch……. Sir, you did not place any material in the containers marked ‘Positive Recycling, But Non-Potable Protein’ and “Glass Or Other Hard Non-Bio-Degradable Substances Over 6.5 Ounces” on the first day of national personal garbage inspection….. We have orders to inspect your home and ascertain the reason behind your non-compliance. You are hereby ordered to open the door or we’ll kick it in and drag you out in handcuffs.”

Me: (Laughing)……. “OK Dave, I know it’s you. Is that Jessica with you too ? You really break me up with something new every week.”

Them: “Sir, I am Sub-Leader Hassan Mustafa and with me is Political Agent Loquesha Smith-Jones from ‘The Gore Division’ of Waste Watch, part of The Obamanation Civilian Defense Corps. If you do not open the door immediately for a full-home inspection, we are authorized to use any amount of force to achieve Leader Barry’s goal of change.”

Me: ….. “What the…….One second, please.” ……….. looking to my surveillance monitor at the front door camera…….. “Whoever you are, I am a citizen of The United States Of America and this is not going to end well if you don’t leave immediately.”

Them: “Mr. Solomon, OPEN THE DOOR NOW or we’re coming in, weapons drawn and safeties off.”………… Attempting to bash in the door ………. Thud…. Thud….. THUD………..”Sir, your in violation of the national excessive waste act and ………”

Me: ……..the sound of a Remington 870 Tactical transferring a 1525 fps Magnum 00 Buckshot shell into the chamber…….. “You’re on my property and have just threatened me with violence and are attempting to enter my home without permission. You have less than 2 seconds to stop and leave or I will defend myself.”

Them: ………. THUD…. BUMP….. THUD – hinge pop……….. “Sir, WE ARE COMING IN !

Me: BLAAAAAAAAAAAM ! Snap, clack….. BLAAAAAAAAAAAM ! Snap, clack….. BLAAAAAAAAAAAM ! Snap, clack….. BLAAAAAAAAAAAM ! Snap, clack…………….. In firing position, moving left/right, forward and low……….. Then, out-loud to myself….. “Any more of ’em?……….. No………… Good Lord, what the he** was that about? Guess I’d better call in to the station house and let them know that Capt. Rashkin wasn’t kidding this morning either.”

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Cheers !

Kenneth L Solomon…………Typical, Bitter, Jewish, God-Clinging, Small-Thinking, Prejudicial, Bigoted, Gun Owner and Barking Mad Insane NASCAR Fan……………Please support the Jamie McMurray Foundation For Autism Speaks.