Diary

Wherein another "undocumented" Obama family member runs afoul of the law...

I’m sure by now most of you have heard this:

A number of media outlets have already reported that an illegal immigrant from Kenya by the name of Onyango Obama, 67, was arrested last week on Wednesday after he nearly rammed his SUV into a police car in Framingham, Massachusetts.

He was later charged with DUI among other violations. I spoke to Framingham Public Information Officer Lieutenant Delaney who told me that when Onyango Obama was asked at booking if he wanted to make a telephone call to arrange for bail, the Kenyan immigrant replied: “I think I will call the White House.”

This would appear to be the same “Uncle Omar” mentioned in Bill Ayers’, er…Barack’s book, “Dreams From My Father.” The search for the mysterious uncle eventually resulted in the discovery of the infamous “Aunt Zeituni,” who had been living in public housing in defiance of a 2004 federal deportation order.

Unsurprisingly, the old girl was granted asylum status in May of last year.

Additionally, The Australian is reporting that “Uncle Omar” has retained Cleveland lawyer Margaret Wong. This is the same immigration attorney who successfully represented “Aunt Zeituni,” when she managed to avoid deportation to Kenya.

Hey, what are the odds, huh?!?!?!? Amazing…