Ah, Switzerland: Birthplace of Roger Federer, Renee Zellweger and Sexualized Toddlers

If the hyperbole fits…

The jack-in-the-box is now an anachronism...

Kindergarten children in Basel, Switzerland will be presented this year with fabric models of human genitalia in a “sex box” to teach them that “contacting body parts can be pleasurable.”

The kit for teachers to give sex-education lessons to primary school children uses models and recommends having children massage each other or to rub themselves with warm sand bags, accompanied by soft music, according to The Local, a Swiss newspaper in English.

“Children should be encouraged to develop and experience their sexuality in a pleasurable way,” Daniel Schneider, a deputy kindergarten rector for Basel who helped develop the sex ed curriculum along with experts, had said earlier this year.

Education officials who have reportedly been flooded with over 3000 complaints from outraged parents have agreed to change the program’s name, but will do nothing to stop the materials from being distributed in schools, according to The Local.

Christoph Eymann, Basel education minister and member of the liberal democrat party (LDP), told the paper SonntagsBlick, “It was no doubt stupid to call it a ‘sex box’ – we will change that.

“But we will stick to our goal: to get across to children that sexuality is something natural. Without forcing anything upon them or taking anything away from their parents.”

“Without forcing anything upon them or taking anything away from their parents.”
Ah yes, the classic progressive soft-sell. Nice.

Then there’s this little nugget from Eymann:

Eymann said he understood that one line in the programme, “touching can be enjoyed heartily”, could be misconstrued, but insisted: “It is not about ‘touch me, feel me’. We want to tell the children that there is contact that they may find pleasurable, but some that they should say ’no’ to. Kids can unfortunately can become victims of sexual violence already at playschool age.“

Of course, only a progressive would honestly believe that teaching a four year-old how to achieve orgasm via solo and mutual masturbation is an essential part of keeping them safe from sexual abuse.

Zombie over at Pajamas Media has done a far better job on this story than I ever could. You can find it here.