This is almost too ludicrous to be believed, but is, sadly, representative of a large portion of the electorate who will vote to re-elect Obama, regardless of how decimated the rest of us may be.

The parasite, er, young man, not only cannot comprehend what he is being told, he is so thoroughly self-absorbed, he is incapable of realizing that he’s engaging in criminal behavior.

The giddy anxiousness I felt over a certain Christmas in 1972 (when I knew I was about to receive my first bicycle) has now been eclipsed only by what we must (and are going to) accomplish on Election Day, 2012.