Another Exciting Edition of From The Mailbag

I’m actually surprised by how few of these types of emails I’ve gotten today. Note that I never actually replied to him. He appears to have had a conversation in his head with me and decided to reply to the voices in his head via a second email.

From: Glenn P. Matney, M.D. “[email protected]
Subject: I’m rubber, you’re glue.
Date: January 14, 2010 7:16:57 PM EST
To: [email protected],Why don’t you put some ice on your a**hole and quit whining like a little baby. You’re pathetic. The true sign of a little man is that he has to try to tear somebody else down to build himself up. Your own words and actions betray your conscience. If you didn’t feel guilty, you wouldn’t be acting so bloody guilty. I suggest you take a searching and fearless moral inventory, then admit to God, to yourself, and another human being the exact nature of your wrongs. It works if you work it. Glenn P. Matney, M.D. _____________________________________________
From: Glenn P. Matney, M.D. [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:58 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: ERIC-Why don’t you come down off the cross already your own d**n self
What Do Sarah Palin and Jesus Christ Have In Common? Eric,Poor baby, are the meanie Palinistas calling you names?You and that Jonah Goldberb are d***hebag peas in the same pantiwaste pod. If you’re going to take a shot at Palin, why don’t you just do it like a fn’man, and spare us your little pre-emptive attack of the vapors and closing off your comments. I don’t know who all these w**kers are that waste time posting comments anyway, but I just can’t resist joining their ranks on this one to tell you what a self-important p***y you are. Good luck with your TV career. I see you are already following the tried and true game plan to become a famous media conservative. Should work out great for you. Say hi to Mark McKinnon and Nicole Wallace the next time you’re on Hannity. Go change your pad.
Glenn P. Matney, M.D.