Wow.

Surely one of you loving readers wants to buy me the new 27" model fully loaded. Surely you love me that much.

Heck yeah.

CNN went under the bridge the three billy goats gruff crossed and interviewed the troll who lives there.

Paging Moe. Paging Moe. Heck, paging my wife the baker. Um . . . Christy?

I actually think the handling of this makes the case for government run health care even worse.

Why the rush by the CDC to stop counting? Hmmm . . . here's an idea: let's declare a pandemic then an emergency and when nothing happens we can say it was Obama who stopped the pending disaster. He did help the oceans to recede and the world to cool after all.