On this Earth Day

I fired up the charcoal grill to eat some delicious meat and . . . oh . . . I breathed, thereby expelling carbon dioxide into the air to contribute to global warming.

That reminds me, now that the Obama administration has decided to regulate CO2 does that mean we’re going to have to apply to the government to procreate since every new baby is a CO2 emitter? I’m sure most of the Obamanation would have no problem implementing a force abortion policy like China. I mean, heck, this is the President who supports infanticide.

Consider this an evening open thread.