Missing Persons Alert


Have you seen this person?

Name: Hunter Biden

Age: 38

Occupation: Pay to Play With Dad Lobbyist

Last Seen: August 22, 2008

Definitely not mentioned or seen on stage at the Democratic National Convention. All references to his existence were scrubbed from his father and brother’s speeches, except vague references to “my brother” or “my son.”

Possible Location: Same place they put John Edwards. Could also be visiting George Obama.

If you see him, please call Barack Obama at (866) 675-2008.