Submit a video. Be shown in all your glory at the GOP Convention.*

Here’s the deal. The GOP went through the effort of putting up a website where you can submit videos to be shown in Minneapolis making suggestions for the GOP platform.

Yes, they will show your video to the GOP if you make it through the screening process (keeping your clothes on helps).

So go here and submit your video. Don’t let the Paultards and the pro-abort Republicans have all the fun.

You want more guns in the platform? Send a video. You want more life protections in the platform? Send a video. You want freakin’ laser beams on the moon? Send a video.

*Well, you have to be really good for that bit. But you will get air time in Minneapolis/St. Paul in front of a gathering of Republicans. The really, really good ones will go to the floor.