the 10 commandments

God’s 10 Commandments (not suggestions)

1. You shall have no other gods before me.

2. You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven, above or on the earth beneath, or in the waters.

3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.

4. Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy.

5. Honor your father and your mother.

6. You shall not murder.

7. You shall not commit adultery.

8. You shall not steal.

9. You shall not give false witness.

10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s possessions

The Liberal’s 10 commandments(or suggested guidelines) as defined by the White House and Democratic Congress

1. There is no spiritual deity

2. I worship the natural world I live in. It is all and all

3. Since there is no god to misuse his name, his name is nothing. But I many not misuse any other groups name with disrespect except those who believe in God. In particular Christians may be verbally abused at will.

4. There is no Sabbath but the solstice, fashion week, spring, and the new TV season, or your favorite sports championships.

5. Honor your mother and father if you want or your mother and mother or your father and father or your home town since parents are incapable of raising a child for we all know that “ it takes a village.”

6. You shall not murder unless it’s your unborn child then the Government will help you.

7. You shall not commit adultery unless you are an actor or a member of the media in which case it is encouraged.

8. You shall not steal unless you are an “oppressed” minority and you are just redistributing the wealth

9. You shall not bear false witness unless it supports your agenda for the ends justify the means.

10. You shall not covet your neighbors possessions unless your neighbor is judged to be too wealthy then the government will do it for you