According to this link, global warming is responsible for a shortage of prostitutes in Sophia, Bulgaria.:
Evidently, the best of the pros are working at ski resorts because… wait for it… Global warming has reduced the snow pack, and the ski tourists have to find other things to do. The Sophia Brothels have responded by hiring temps. I wonder if these are some of Obama’s “green jobs”? I hope my wife doesn’t read this article. She’ll never let me go skiing again.