Frank J - 2012 Dick Cheney Campaign Slogans

Let’s put it this way. If you don’t have IMAO on your daily-read list, then you should be banned from RedState — possibly from the whole conservative movement as well — and sentenced to read Kissing Suzy Kolber daily until you come to your senses.

Frank J allows us a peek inside the 2012 Dick Cheney movement [sometimes called Cheney X2, with Liz Cheney on the ticket as well], while they generate good campaign slogans. I must say, I am in awe. In the interest of fair use, I’ve just listed a sampling of them. for the whole list, go here.

  • I know what the he[ck] I’m doing.
  • I shoot my friends in the face with a shotgun. What do you think I’ll do to America’s enemies?
  • I’m what the Mayans predicted.
  • The only time I’ll bow before a foreign leader is in preparation for an uppercut.
  • I already control everything; let’s just make it official.
  • Torturing terrorists may not make reliable intelligence, but does make reliable fun.
  • Probably not going to win a Nobel Peace Prize.
  • KSM will get to plead his case to my shotgun.
  • You don’t inaugurate me; you unleash me.

Be sure and read them all. Cheney X2!!!!