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James Dobson Claims Ancient God Cthulhu Is ‘A Baby Christian’

Trump/Cthulu or Cthulu/Trump – no need to choose a lesser evil!

Relaying that he heard from a reliable source that the unspeakably horrific dark lord of the seas had responded favorably to an invitation and “prayed to receive Christ,” Dobson stated that he’s all the more confident that the fearsome Great Old One would make a fine leader for our nation—or our world for that matter.

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