Dumbest headline since the invention of moveable type

Ordinarily I wouldn’t waste your time or the space here with this, but this is just the most stupefyingly stupid headline I have read in the approximately 50 years I have known how to read. It’s so stupid and insulting, I can’t make myself read the story. It just perfectly demonstrates the absolutely complete lack of respect for our intelligence the legacy media has for us. There is moss growing on trees in my yard that already knows what they’re telling me in this headline. I’m just … there’s no word for it.