An excerpt:  When she resisted, he began “pleading for the release of his second chakra.”  Silly me.  And to think, all this time, me, complaining that he was a stiff.  More on the 2nd chakra at http://www.nothingbutyoga.com/2nd-chakra.html 

 

Turns out the 2nd chakra is an inch below the navel.  Various sources list 5, 6, 7, 8 or even 12 chakras.  A system of 6 or 7 chakras along the body’s axis is the model adopted by most schools of yoga.  It’s troublesome that our government hasn’t been more proactive in fixing the problems with enumeration.