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Fearless 2016 Predictions (Just Having Some Late Night Fun)

The following are some predictions for the upcoming year:

1) There will be an earthquake somewhere in the world;

2) The earth will not devolve into a ball of fire and life as we know it will still be here in 2017;

3) Hillary Clinton will be the Democratic nominee for President and will choose one of the Castro brothers as her Vice Presidential running mate.  However, voters will reject both Raul and Fidel;

4) Blacklivesmatter will protest at the Republican Convention in Cleveland and try to gain entry into the arena;

5) One Supreme Court Justice will resign at the end of this term in June;

6) At least one Republican Senatorial candidate will say something stupid on a talk radio show thus ending their chance at victory in what should have been a slam dunk;

7) Indiana Governor Mike Pence will sign a civil rights law granting homosexuals certain status fearing a loss of gay patronage of Indiana businesses;

8) After dropping out of the presidential race, Chris Christie will go on an eating binge, establish residency in New Hampshire but not before closing every bridge in New Jersey;

9) Donald Trump will say something controversial;

10) John Kasich will remind us that no GOP candidate has won the presidency without winning Ohio, that he is from Ohio and he can carry the state in the general election…so vote for him;

11) There will be at least 12 full moons this year;

12) [mc_name name=’Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)’ chamber=’senate’ mcid=’P000603′ ] will lead the first filibuster in the history of Senate via Twitter;

13) The GOP convention in Cleveland will be contested as no candidate has attained more than half the delegates required to choose someone on the first ballot.  On the 92nd ballot, they will compromise and choose George Pataki;

14) Ben Carson will be caught on camera sleeping at a debate;

15) Bernie Sanders’ candidacy will end after he accidentally pokes out the eye of someone in the audience;

16) At the same event, the front row will be covered in plastic to avoid his spittle;

17) Hillary Clinton will laugh hysterically during a grueling ABC interview about her favorite television show;

18) [mc_name name=’Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI)’ chamber=’house’ mcid=’R000570′ ] will shave his beard;

19) [mc_name name=’Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV)’ chamber=’senate’ mcid=’R000146′ ] will have the honor of lulling 99 other Senators to sleep during address on the Senate floor;

20) Barack Obama will play at least 200 rounds of golf during the year;

21) After the Castro brother debacle, Hillary will choose Michelle Obama as her running mate;

22) Jim Gilmore will finally be located;

23) [mc_name name=’Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)’ chamber=’house’ mcid=’P000197′ ] will take a leave of absence from the House for routine maintenance at a robotics factory in La Jolla, California;

24) Joe Biden and Donald Trump are the nominees for President for the newly formed Comedy Party;

25) [mc_name name=’Rep. John Boehner (R-OH)’ chamber=’house’ mcid=’B000589′ ] will fade into obscurity, as well as his orange glow.