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General Zod will crush Obama under his boot heel

Obama is spending way too much time worrying about McCain’s ads, and needs to worry about his real competition. General Zod is certain to be unamused by the hopechangehope speech in Berlin. The Zod 2008 web site gives the details of how Zod will sweep the Messiah away.

Vote for your ruler – When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn’t know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote. — General Zod, Your Future President and Eternal Ruler

And taunting Zod like this:

Obama taunts Zod

Is just going to get a brick of kryptonite tossed into his lap.