I never thought I would say this, but, President Obama (my, how that sticks in the throat!) I want to thank you. You and Senator Reid (I sent him a letter already), Speaker Pelosi, and all the other Democrats on my rogues list have awakened me, aroused me from a semi-slumber, caused me to realize the danger posed to my beloved country. Had it not been for you, I wouldn’t be here writing this. I would probably still be coasting along thinking things weren’t that bad. I would probably be at home thinking I could never write very well, and simply enjoying a good movie (an old one). I and many others have been aroused, called up, just like calling up the militia. We are ready for action. You will be surprised at how many have been awakened.
In appreciation for what you have done, I want to offer the wisdom I have gained in my nearly 64 years on this Earth, having lived and worked all over the planet, and studied about anything you could imagine. The wisdom I have now is no less than the secret to all that presently ails us. I offer it to you even though I know you will refuse to do it.
GET OUT OF THE WAY!!