Cool Phones? Is Big Brother Watching?

So Barack Obama, America’s first scope-limited, time-limited, kinetic president hits the fundraising trail once again. Today in Chicago. 
“Where are the cool phones?” He asked.

“Well, they’re being passed out like Halloween candy,” would be my response. 

The Lifeline Assistance Program, oringinally created in 1984, was created to ensure ‘landline’ phone accessability to rural and poor communities. As the years have passed, technologies have improved and Premier Obama and his comrades in the 111th Congress felt the need to share these newer technologies with America’s disinherited citizens;.via a loophole in the H.R.3200 concerning Class II electronic devices, including Radio Frequency Identification Devices. Every cellphone contains such a chip, or tracking device.

If you receive any assistance from the following programs, you may qualify;


•Food Stamps

•Supplemental Security Income (SSI)

•Federal Public Housing Assistance (Section 8)

•Low-Income Home Energy Assistance Program (LIHEAP)

•Temporary Assistance to Needy Families (TANF) or

•The National School Lunch Programs Free Lunch Program
Big Brother is definitely watching.