This person votes. You want to believe it’s a joke, but you know it might not be. That’s the tragedy. He’s actually serious.
His vote counts as much as yours. And like in the YouGov Poll internals, he actually views this crony capitalist as, wait for it, an OUTSIDER.
And he uses the idea of “change” no less. 50% or the stupid people are on our side. The left has no monopoly of low information voters.
Another younger person, well meaning, but naive beyond words and in awe of his wealth and prestige:
Finally, a woman voting for him over his hair and his looks, since most often the best looking man wins:
We are doomed, folks…