Nanny State Alert: We Control the Soda

You have to love the nanny state.  They are the wonderful collection of holier-than-thou folks that know so much (certainly way more than you or I), that they have the gaia-given authority to dictate each and every aspect of our life.

Apparently, the talking heads (useful idiots) at MSNBC are now telling us what to drink.

On MSNBC’s July 6 “Morning Joe,” Brzezinski boasted about San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom’s vending machine soda ban that took effect today. But Brzezinski wanted to take it a step further – not to just ban them in city vending machines, but just stop people from drinking soda altogether.

“And in San Francisco, a ban on sugary drinks in city vending machines is starting to take effect,” Brzezinski said. “That’s so great. It was issued by Mayor Gavin Newsom, my new hero, Mike Barnicle — in an effort to combat obesity and improve citizen’s health, and it will. In fact, if people would just not drink soda pop, they would be healthier and less fat.”

Perhaps Brzezinski missed irony of making this statement during her show, “Morning Joe brewed by Starbucks Coffee.” Starbucks (NASDAQ:SBUX) is regularly under attack from food police group the Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI). In 2002, CSPI accused the coffee of giant of “pouring food porn.”

“We need to stop producing things like this,” Brzezinski declared.

Brzezinski also revealed her other anti-junk food sentiments, but said ultimately getting “rid of soda pop” would be suit her.

“I don’t like birthday cake,” Brzezinski said. “It’s fattening. And no cupcakes either in schools. No, just get rid of soda pop. That would make me happy. We don’t need it.”

I am impressed.  She starts by telling us how she would ban things that are bad for us.  Then, she showed great generosity by permitting us to have SOME of the things she doesn’t like.  I think I cried from gratitude.

Isn’t it great when the self appointed arbiters of all things throw us some crumbs?  I don’t know about you, but this peasant is most grateful.  Basically, the goddess has said, “let them eat cake!”

End of rant.
H/T: Newsbusters

Cross posted from the Conservative Hideout 2.0.