Diary

With Apologies to Ricky Nelson...

Grand Old Party – Sung to the Tune of “Garden Party”, by Rick Nelson

 

I left the Grand Old Party of Reince and Dr. Ben–

Didn’t want to get suckered, played for a fool again…

When I left the Grand Old Party, they all knew Trump’s name

Everyone recognized him, he’s always looked the same..

But it’s the Alt Right now,  Clinton might be a cow…

that’s not the bump to vote for Trump –Greta take a bow!

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Folks  rallied from miles around, everyone was there

Milo brought her Coulter, there’s Orange Glo in his hair

‘n’ over in the corner, trying to eat their lunch, Mr. Cruz hit ’em for their ruse, votin’ his conscience.

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But it’s the Alt Right now,  Clinton might be a cow..

that’s not the bump to vote for Trump –Rush won’tcha take a bow

Lott-in-dah-dah-dah, lot-in-dah-dah-dah

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Played us like a fiddle, we always vote the same

No one heard Don’s insults, or saw him mock the lame

There were sixteen others running, but they weren’t rude enough

No one heard their logic, Donald sounded tough

I said hello  to all the others,  most seemed fine to me

When Don sang a song about tariff walls, it was time to leave

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But it’s the Alt Right now,  Clinton might be a cow..

that’s not the bump to vote for Trump –Sean won’tcha take a bow

Lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
Lot-in-dah-dah-dah

Someone opened up a closet door and out flounced some KKK

Playing kooks like David Dukes, now cool when yer’ gay

Ya gotta leave the Grand Old Party, i wish you a lotta luck

And now memories are all I get, I feel like a schmuck…