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Breaking: Founding Fathers Take On Obama In Roundtable Discussion!

The following is a vigorous debate from a roundtable discussion between the founding fathers and Obama and his pals:

THOMAS JEFFERSON: “We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge, or gallantry, would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.”

BARACK OBAMA: “One of the great strengths of the United States is…we do not consider ourselves a Christian nation…”

THOMAS JEFFERSON: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

BARACK OBAMA: “Can’t I just eat my waffle?”

GEORGE WASHINGTON: “Of all the dispositions and habits, which lead to political prosperity, Religion and Morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim the tribute of Patriotism, who should labor to subvert these great pillars of human happiness, these firmest props of the duties of Men and Citizens.”

BARACK OBAMA: “The United States has been enriched by Muslim Americans. Many other Americans have Muslims in their families or have lived in a Muslim-majority country – I know, because I am one of them. I will stand with the Muslims if the political winds should shift in an ugly direction.”

THOMAS JEFFERSON: “The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will light this country and all who serve it, and the glow from that fire can truly light this world.”

BARACK OBAMA: “In America, there’s a failure to appreciate Europe’s leading role in the world. ”

OBAMA PAL BILL AYERS: “America still makes me want to puke.”

GEORGE WASHINGTON: “No country upon earth ever had it more in its power to attain these blessings than United America. Wondrously strange, then, and much to be regretted indeed would it be, were we to neglect the means and to depart from the road which Providence has pointed us to so plainly; I cannot believe it will ever come to pass.”

JOHN ADAMS: “I Pray Heaven to Bestow The Best of Blessing on THIS HOUSE, and on ALL that shall hereafter Inhabit it.”

REV. JEREMIAH WRIGHT: “Nah, nah, nah, not God bless America…God damn America!”

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: “It is a rising and not setting sun.”

MICHELLE OBAMA: “America is just downright mean and guided by fear. This is the first time in my adult life that I am proud of America.”

THOMAS JEFFERSON: “A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned–this is the sum of good government.”

BARACK OBAMA: “I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.”

THOMAS JEFFERSON: “I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.”

BARACK OBAMA: “Everyone needs a little skin in the game.”

JOHN ADAMS: “Human nature itself is evermore an advocate for liberty. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.”

REV. JEREMIAH WRIGHT: “America’s chickens are coming home to roost!”

GEORGE WASHINGTON: “An innate spirit of freedom first told me that the measures which the Administration hath for sometime been, and now are, most violently pursuing are repugnant…”

BARACK OBAMA: “Well, the time for bickering is over. The time for games has passed.”

THOMAS JEFFERSON: “Delay is preferable to error. All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.”

BARACK OBAMA: “It’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them…to explain their frustrations.”

THOMAS JEFFERSON: “For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security.”

WASHINGTON: “It is important, likewise, that the habits of thinking in a free country should inspire caution, in those intrusted with its administration, to confine themselves within their respective constitutional spheres, avoiding in the exercise of the powers of one department to encroach upon another. The spirit of encroachment tends to consolidate the powers of all the departments in one, and thus to create, whatever the form of government, a real despotism…let there be no change by usurpation; for, though this, in one instance, may be the instrument of good, it is the customary weapon by which free governments are destroyed. The precedent must always greatly overbalance in permanent evil any partial or transient benefit, which the use can at any time yield.”

BARACK OBAMA: “What Washington needs is adult supervision.”

THOMAS JEFFERSON: “It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle of which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.”

JOE BIDEN: “We have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt!”

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: “A penny saved is a penny earned.”

BARACK OBAMA: “I won’t stand by while the special interests use the same old tactics to keep things exactly the way they are. If you misrepresent what’s in this plan, we will call you out.”

THOMAS JEFFERSON: “Our country is now taking so steady a course as to show by what road it will pass to destruction, to wit: by consolidation of power first, and then corruption, its necessary consequence.”

BARACK OBAMA: “It’s a lie, plain and simple.”

THOMAS JEFFERSON: “Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone. The people themselves are its only safe depositories.”

BARACK OBAMA: “There are also those who claim that our reform efforts would insure illegal immigrants. This, too, is false.”

JOE WILSON: “You lie!”

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: “If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freeman we must live through all time, or die by suicide.”

BARACK OBAMA: “We’re not going to babysit a Civil War. I cannot swallow whole the idea of Lincoln as the Great Emancipator. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. Everyone in this room knows what will happen if we do nothing…More Americans will lose their coverage when they are sick…and more will die as a result.”

PATRICK HENRY: “Give me liberty or give me death.”

FOUNDERS: “We mutually pledge our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor!”