Diary

Barack H*****n Obama, Gov. Snot Rod & The Messiah's Band of Sinners

Something stinks and it’s not the litterbox.

The President-elect’s perfect track record for associating with felons, extremists, terrorists and the like remains intact.

As a side note, he has informed us that he will be cursing at his inauguration.

Okay, maybe not curse, but he is going to go way over the line of moral decency and all that is right and holy in order to utter his middle name of “Hussein.” You’ll remember that we were repeatedly chastised for even uttering such a hateful and incendiary word during the campaign. Such utterances were mean-spirited on a level of Nazi Germany and yet the next leader of the free world will invoke hatred, racism, and terrorism on a worldwide scale by uttering this vile moniker at his swearing-in. I hope the D.C. authorities are ready for the anti-Muslim and racist riots that will break out in response to the utterance of this middle name that we dare not speak of.

Anyway, back to the news of the day. So President-elect Barack H*****n Obama’s senate seat is up for sale. The Illinois Governor, one Rod Blagojevich, was apparently just short of putting Obama’s senate seat up on eBay.

Surprisingly, Obama was strong supporter of the governor while he was a very brave state senator taking on the Iraq war to the sound of chirping crickets years ago in a moment of pure political and moral bravery.

Additionally, Mr. Obama has appointed one of Snot Rod’s top aides to a top White House position. Also, Mr. Obama and Gov. Blagojevich share a certain “BFF” named Tony Rezko. Seems soon-to-be jailbird Rezko was the sugar daddy for both men.

Also, there’s this little nugget: On the subject of whether or not President-elect Barack H*****n Obama had discussed these lovely law-breaking “Chicago way” senate appointment deals, the President-elect’s other BFF, David Axelrod, said:

“I know he’s talked to the governor and there are a whole range of names many of which have surfaced, and I think he has a fondness for a lot of them.”

Notice the certainty with which the Axe man speaks. It’s like the heavens parted and a light of certainty shone down upon him.  He seems positive that Barack H*****n Obama, the one we’ve been waiting for to deliver everything from world peace to hope, change, and wealth redistribution, had given Roddy an audience on this very subject.

However, there is this little nugget to consider:

Asked the same question the American messiah and the great prophet of change said:

“I had no contact with the governor or his office and so we were not, I was not aware of what was happening.”

It should be noted that the Axe Man now claims to have “miss-spoken” on the issue.

Remember folks, Barack H*****n Obama is holy. It’s just everyone he has ever worked with, hired, sought spiritual advice from, received monetary support from, launched his political career with, served on boards with and endorsed for office that is either a communist, terrorist, racist, felon or a combination thereof. He is pure. He is the one we have been waiting for. He will heal the world. He couldn’t possibly do, say or think anything corrupt. To suggest otherwise is hateful and racist.

In the meantime, get your bids in on his senate seat because the online auction closes in a matter of hours and Jesse Jackson Jr. is currently the highest bidder. I wonder what his middle name is.