Diary

Copenhagen, what a sham!

Everyone get their pirogues ready, the gulf is swallow all of south LA!  The hypocrites in Denmark are not doing what we sent them there to do, to save the world!  Don’t they know that the Earth has fever; oh what are we going to do?  Who will save us?  Why don’t people realize that we are cause of the death and destruction of our home planet.  Mother Gaia is on lifesupport!  We need to do our part to help resuscitate Gaia so that we can be at peace and harmony w/ her.  I have seen the error of my ways, and agree w/ the consensus that we are destroying the planet!  I’m taking immediate action to change my lifestyle to a more earth responsible and sustainable lifestyle.  We are selling our house and cars and getting a horse and moving to hut in the woods.  We are also turning Vegan, b/c you can’t forget the plight of the animals!  We humans are so cruel….

Ok so I can’t take typing another line of that crap!  I’m sorry I had to try my hand at satire, but I’m just not feeling it this morning.  So here are the facts — Copenhagen has become a debacle.  I’m adding a link to a UK news site that is reporting on the “Danish Text”.  Apparently, the “geniuses” over in Denmark have shown their hand too quickly and a draft resolution has surfaced claiming:

“…The document was described last night by one senior diplomat as “a very dangerous document for developing countries. It is a fundamental reworking of the UN balance of obligations. It is to be superimposed without discussion on the talks”.

A confidential analysis of the text by developing countries also seen by the Guardian shows deep unease over details of the text. In particular, it is understood to:

• Force developing countries to agree to specific emission cuts and measures that were not part of the original UN agreement;

• Divide poor countries further by creating a new category of developing countries called “the most vulnerable”;

• Weaken the UN’s role in handling climate finance;

• Not allow poor countries to emit more than 1.44 tonnes of carbon per person by 2050, while allowing rich countries to emit 2.67 tonnes.

Developing countries that have seen the text are understood to be furious that it is being promoted by rich countries without their knowledge and without discussion in the negotiations….”

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/dec/08/copenhagen-climate-summit-disarray-danish-text#post-area

MAN MADE GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX!  Reject the green philosophy!