Sarah Palin Took Gifts and Grandfather Clauses, OH MY!

Dear God, the AP has unearthed a game changer for us all. We are doomed to four years of Barack and the most ethical executive branch EVAH!!!

AP reports they have found some potentially damaging information on Sarah Palin-

WASILLA, Alaska – Though Sarah Palin depicts herself as a pit bull fighting good-old-boy politics, in her years as mayor she and her friends received special benefits more typical of small-town politics as usual, an Associated Press investigation shows.

Heaven help us all, she got a free facial, some flowers, and even some SALMON. Stop the bus and throw her off NOW!!! Oh, it doesn’t stop there. She even, GASP, helped a friend a time or two. And, she even got special treatment with zoning issues because of a carport. Gloom , despair, and agony on us.

Y’all have got to go read it all because it just may make or break this campaign.


Please, oh please Barack and Joe, pretty please with a cherry and whip cream on top try to make this an issue. I am begging you.

Snark off-Dear God and all that is Holy, please save us from ourselves. Amen.