Diary

A Christmas Gift to Drive Conservatives Crazy

This is the perfect gift for that 6-year old who reminds you of Karl Rove. Let him put the map together over and over — make Pennsylvania red, or do the same to Florida, Colorado and New Hampshire — and check the outcome.

GEO-107_puzzle

The product description notes that the set provides red and blue pieces for every state. That’s bound to be even more maddening, as wanna-be campaign managers try to convince themselves that California really could be red, or find themselves screaming ‘what’s the point of even giving a red piece for Massachusetts?’