Diary

British Royal Marines blast some bad guys in Afghanistan

These guys have lost over 30 Royal Marines in their six-month tour, and turned around and wasted 130 Taliban in a three-day assault.

Meanwhile. a group of Royal Marines back home had some fun with soccer legend David Beckham. That story is a riot!

STUNNED David Beckham gasped in horror yesterday as he shook an injured Royal Marine’s hand — and it came off.

England hero Becks went ghostly pale as he clutched the limb while Commando Ben McBean screamed: “My arm! My arm!”

But the star’s shock turned to relief as onlookers howled with laughter and he realised he was holding Ben’s prosthetic arm rather than a real one.

He chuckled, “You b******s!” before cracking up and adding: “I wasn’t expecting that.”