Mitt Romney is a Dork.

It hit me this evening in a blinding moment of cold medicine induced clarity.  Mitt Romney is a hopeless dork.

Newt Gingrich is famous for talking too much but no one, and I mean no one, can so firmly wedge their foot in their oral cavity in as few words as Mitt the Dork. How is it possible that Mr. Electable has said not one, not two, but all THREE of the following things this campaign and its just February 2!

A. “I like being able to fire people.”

B. “I get speakers fees from time to time, but not very much.” (Referring to being paid $374,000 in ONE year in speaking fees, or roughly seven (7) times the median HOUSEHOLD income)

C. “I’m not concerned about the very poor”

What kind of dimwitted dolt could utter those words while running for president ?

Those quotes would be unfathomably stupid if he was running unopposed for the Soil & Water Conservation Board of Navel Fuzz County.

If Mitt the Dork wins this nomination, John Kerry will have serious competition for most out-of-touch boob to run for president on a major party ticket.