Diary

Global Warming is "super cereal!!!"

It is snowing down here at Fort Rucker, AL.  Fort Rucker is located in what I affectionately call “LA,” which stands for “Lower Alabama.”  I am about 40 miles north of the Florida state line and it has been snowing for the last 2 hours and everyone who is from this area is basically losing their minds in utter panic.

As I sit here and watch the snow fall, I find myself wondering what Al Gore is thinking.  The weather this winter has been unusually cold across the United States and Europe and with this cold streak, the doomsday predictions associated with Global Warming have become all that more absurd.  Of course, they have always been absurd but the more gullible amongst us are now beginning to realize this as well.  Therefore, I am picturing Al Gore sobbing and pounding one foot while screaming, “why won’t anyone listen to me!”  I think this clip from South Park sums it nicely: