Diary

A Sneak Peek At Barry Obama’s Year End Grade School Report Card

Punahou School Report Card – 1979
Name: Barry Obama

Performance

Effort

Reading: Daydreams in class and affects strange cadence when reading out loud.

D

D-

English: Absolutely hopeless as a writer and needs constant help in stringing together even the most basic of sentences. Failed the Public Speaking section for being too dependent on notes, refusing to make eye contact or to engage the audience in a genuine and meaningful way.

D-

F

Mathematics: Good on basic concepts but hopelessly uninterested in applying that information to real world economics or budgetary principles.

C-

D-

Geography: Interested in anywhere but the United States of America.

C-

D

History: Has regrettable tendency to rewrite American and English history to reflect personal bias but shows remarkable grasp of the French and Russian Revolutions.

D

D-

Civics: Shows little interest in US Constitution or understanding of the 3 branches of government.

F

F

Sports: Excels at basketball and is very aggressive on the court.

A

A

Social Skills: Although outwardly friendly, is secretive, oddly manipulative and does not let people know the “real” Barry Obama. Has a tendency to run from problems. Expects other people to clean up after him.

D-

D-

Secondary Language: Excels in Indonesian.

A

A

Elective Language: Excels in Arabic

A

A

Grade Average

D

D