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Socialist Free Eggs And Ham

I am Obama.

I am Obama.


Obama- I- am.

That Obama-I-am!

That Obama-I-am!

I do not like

that Obama-I-am!

Do you like


Socialist Free Eggs and Ham ?

I do not like them,

Obama-I-am.

I am an American. I do not like

Socialist Free Eggs and Ham.

Would you like them


Here or there?

I would not like them

here or there.

I would not like them

anywhere.

I do not like

Socialist Free Eggs and Ham.

I do not like them or you,

Obama-I-am.

Would you like to pay for your neighbor’s house ?

Would you like to save the endangered swamp mouse ?

I do not want to pay for my neighbor’s house.

I do not care about the endangered swamp mouse.

I do not like them

here or there.

I do not like them

anywhere.

I do not like Socialist

Free Eggs and Ham.

I do not like them or you, Obama-I-am.

Don’t you care the Republicans want the poor to live


in a box?


Don’t you care as much as Cloward


and the Fox ?

That’s baloney, the poor living in a box.

I don’t care about Cloward or the Fox.

I’m not paying for my neighbor’s house.

I still couldn’t give a crap about the endangered mouse.

I would not eat them here or there.

I would not eat them anywhere.

I would not eat Socialist Free Eggs and Ham.

I do not like them, or you Obama-I-am.

Would you? Could you?


drive an electric car!


Eat them! Eat them!


Here they are.



I would not ,

could not,

drive an electric car.

You may like them.


You will see.


You may like them,


Come hug a tree!

No, not hugging a tree.

I would not, could not hug a tree.

Not an electric a car! Commie, let me be.

No one will be forced to live in a box.

Screw Cloward and the Fox.

I will not pay for my neighbor’s house.

Guess what ? I still don’t care about the endangered mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like Socialist Free Eggs and Ham.

I do not like them or you, Obama-I-am.

A train! A train!


A train! A train!


Could you, would you


join Joe Biden on an Amtrak train ?

Not on a train! I’m not hugging a tree!

Not driving an electric car! Obama! Let me be!

No one will be forced to live in a box.

Screw Cloward and the Fox!

I still don’t care about the endangered mouse!

Read my lips, I’m not paying for my neighbor’s house!

I will not eat them here or there.

I will not eat them anywhere.

I do not like them, or you, Obama-I-Am!

Say!


Save the earth, live in the dark!


Here in the dark!


Would you, could you, live in the dark?

I would not, could not, live

in the dark.

Would you, could you, stop


acid rain?

I would not, could not, care about acid rain.

I will not live in the dark. The hell with Biden’s train!

Not driving an electric car, Not hugging a tree.

I do not like them, or you, Obama, you see.

Not paying for my neighbor’s house. No one will be forced to live in a box.

Cloward was a louse and so was his spouse.

I will not eat them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like


Socialist Free Eggs and Ham ?

I do not

like them or you,

Obama-I-Am.

Could you, would you, instead of flying


take a boat ?



I would not,

could not,

be forced to take a boat!

Would you, could you, pretty please


take the boat ?

I could not, would not, take a boat.

I will not, absolutely not, be forced to take a boat.

I do not care about acid rain.

I think Biden is lame, much like his train.

I will not live in the dark! I will not hug a tree!

I will not drive an electric car! You let me be!

No one will be forced to live in a box.

I do not like Cloward or his wife, the Fox!

I will not pay for my neighbor’s house!

Guess what ? My cat ate the endangered mouse!

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like

Socialist Free Eggs and Ham!

I do not like them or you,

Obama-I-Am.

You do not like them.


SO you say.


Try them! Try them!


And you may.


Try them and you may I say.






Obama!

I’m begging you, let me be,

I will not try them.

Up a rope, go pee.

Say!

I really hate Socialist Free Eggs and Ham!

I do!! I skeeve them, Obama-I-am!

And I won’t, I WON’T ride be forced to ride on a boat!

And I won’t let you destroy this country or let Keith Olbermann gloat!

And I still couldn’t give a crap about acid rain

and there’s no way in hell I’m riding with Biden on his train!

And the electric car. And hugging a tree.

It’s so un-American, don’t you see ?

Away with you and your lies about being forced to live in a box!

Take with you, Cloward and the Fox!

I’m not paying for my neighbor’s house!

And I still don’t care about the endangered mouse.

And for the final time, I will not eat them here and there.

Say! I will not eat them ANYWHERE!

I will never like

Socialist Free Eggs and Ham!

Go away,

go away,

Obama-I-am