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Exclusive! Obama's Resolutions for the New Year!!

I have exclusively obtained for you, the RedState readership, a copy of Obama’s New Year’s Resolutions. Yes, herein witness the One’s soul bared. It seems that Jon Favreau is quite preoccupied with a life-sized cardboard cutout of Ken Salazar, so it’s a rare opportunity to see the One out from behind the speeches, away from the polished sheen of prepared remarks. But here, let me delay no further. Witness the revelations!!!!

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Inspiring. But is it complete? Feel free to suggest any resolutions Obama may have overlooked.