Exclusive! Obama's Resolutions for the New Year!!

I have exclusively obtained for you, the RedState readership, a copy of Obama’s New Year’s Resolutions. Yes, herein witness the One’s soul bared. It seems that Jon Favreau is quite preoccupied with a life-sized cardboard cutout of Ken Salazar, so it’s a rare opportunity to see the One out from behind the speeches, away from the polished sheen of prepared remarks. But here, let me delay no further. Witness the revelations!!!!

Obama Resolutions


Inspiring. But is it complete? Feel free to suggest any resolutions Obama may have overlooked.