The Democrats have taken power. Though you may be feeling blue or depressed, now is the time for seriousness. The video below says it all.
Oh, there’s more:
You done got rick rolled, didn’t you?
Anyway, it’s time for a Democrat survival guide. This is an open thread, and please feel free to include your recommendations. Here are mine, in the form of a top ten list.
TOP TEN WAYS TO STAY SAFE AND SANE IN AN OBAMA MONARCHY
- 10. Start referring to the economic crisis as the Barackolypse.
- 9. Stand and say a pledge to Obama each morning in your workplace, noting who takes it seriously and joins in (for bonus points hold a little red book).
- 8. Become friends with a domestic terrorist. Oh wait, sorry, wrong list. That’s the top ten ways to BE Obama.
- 7. Move into a bomb shelter.
- 6. Stop referring to Obama as the One, but begin referring to Biden as “The Two”.
- 5. Go bowling a LOT. Whenever you have a bad set say you really “Baracked that one”.
- 4. When anyone challenges you with a tough question or an awkward moment, throw waffles at them.
- 3. Ascend to the mountaintop on a horse of white … wait, darnit. Wrong list again.
- 2. In all appropriate sentences, replace BS with BO. Example “That ref is blind. What a bunch of BO”.
- 1. Lean forward and put your chest on your thighs. Place your head between your knees and take hold of your ankles with your hands.
Alrighty then. Have at it.