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Open Thread: Surviving the Democrats

The Democrats have taken power. Though you may be feeling blue or depressed, now is the time for seriousness. The video below says it all.

Oh, there’s more:

You done got rick rolled, didn’t you?

Anyway, it’s time for a Democrat survival guide. This is an open thread, and please feel free to include your recommendations. Here are mine, in the form of a top ten list.

TOP TEN WAYS TO STAY SAFE AND SANE IN AN OBAMA MONARCHY

  • 10. Start referring to the economic crisis as the Barackolypse.
  • 9. Stand and say a pledge to Obama each morning in your workplace, noting who takes it seriously and joins in (for bonus points hold a little red book).
  • 8. Become friends with a domestic terrorist. Oh wait, sorry, wrong list. That’s the top ten ways to BE Obama.
  • 7. Move into a bomb shelter.
  • 6. Stop referring to Obama as the One, but begin referring to Biden as “The Two”.
  • 5. Go bowling a LOT. Whenever you have a bad set say you really “Baracked that one”.
  • 4. When anyone challenges you with a tough question or an awkward moment, throw waffles at them.
  • 3. Ascend to the mountaintop on a horse of white … wait, darnit. Wrong list again.
  • 2. In all appropriate sentences, replace BS with BO. Example “That ref is blind. What a bunch of BO”.
  • 1. Lean forward and put your chest on your thighs. Place your head between your knees and take hold of your ankles with your hands.

Alrighty then. Have at it.
OPEN THREAD