All Hope Abandon, Ye Who Enter Here

“The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.”

It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, me hearties. So gather here, ye scalawags, scoundrels and scurvy dogs. Tis a day for grog and gold, women and song. Ye can reveal yer true pirate self, by using yer blasted profile to change yer name.

Ye’ve seen a ship with black sails that’s crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out? That’s this ship, matey. Yer off the edge of the map. Here … there be monsters.


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