Diary

The Loch Ness Monster's Book Was WRONG

The big bigfoot discovery claimed last week turns out to have been hoax. I’ll wait for the shock to wear off.

Good? Ok.

It seems the corpse frozen in the ice block was just a rubber suit. The story revealing this information is just chock full of fun paragraphs.

For example: “Steve Kulls, executive director of squatchdetective.com and host of Squatchdetective Radio, says in a posting on a Web site run by Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi that as the ‘evidence’ was thawed, the claim began to unravel as a giant hoax.”

Who ever gets to say sasquatchdetective twice in one paragraph. Hmm? Sasquatchdetective? You know? Being able to say sasquatchdetective twice?

One of the men involved in the hoax is a police officer, but not for long. Clayton County Police Chief Jeff Turner is processing the paperwork to fire Matt Whitton, who has been on medical leave. “Once he perpetrated a fraud, that goes into his credibility and integrity,” said the chief, “he has violated the duty of a police officer.”

But don’t stop believing. Besides, we all know what kind of media circus would ensue right?

Simpsons did it!