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Alas, Video Update on Spokane Squirrel Detonation Story (open thread)

Carl Spackler Hired by Spokane Parks

Hello? Anybody home? Hello, Mr. Gopher! Its me, Mr. Squirrel. Just a harmless squirrel. Not a plastic explosive or anything. Nothing to be worried about. Im just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Dont mind this. This is doctors orders. You dont mind if I just pop in there for a few laughs? Thats right. Or in the words of Jean-Paul Sartre: Au revoir, gopher. This is going to be sweet.”