Good people of Redstate my name is Whitney Howland and I am writing to inform you that I am running for the office of President of the United States. This is no joke. If elected I will do the following:

• Issue an executive order to halt the implementation of the new Health Care laws. No ifs ands or buts. It stops the day after my inaugaration.
• I will also issue executive orders to halt any other socialist legislation passed between now and the time I get elected.
• If there is a Republican majority in both the House and the Senate, I will insist they repeal Health Care and any other bad law– “there is no try  there is only do!”
• If there isn’t a Republican majority in congress, I will use the bully pulpit to see that there is one the next election cycle– and they will all be conservative.
• Here is a sample of my foreign policy: Israel is right. The Palestinians are wrong. The United States stands with Israel in there fight to defeat their arch enemy.
• Here is how I plan to pay off the national debt: One payment on the principle at a time.
• Energy Policy: Drill! Drill! Drill! and I will get that done by executive order if necessary. Oh yeah I almost forgot, we are going nuclear!

For those of you who still think I am joking, then I urge you to step up to the plate if you think you’d be a better president. When that happens I will withdraw from the race. With that said I would like to address the following people.

• Sarah Palin: Step up  and announce your canidacy or get off the stage.

• Dick Cheney: what happened to “Hang on, help is on the way.”  Not another word from you unless it is to say “I will be your next president.”

• Governor Rick Perry, buddy, “Tea Time’s over” it’s time for the shootin match!

Until you or anyone else wants to come forward I’m your guy. For those of you who say it’s too early to talk about 2012, I say this: It will be too damn late come November 2, 2012 when we are holding our noses and voting for someone like Lindsay Graham.  We’ve all heard that joke when we ask President Obama, “How’s that hope and change working out for you?”. HA HA HEE HEE! Well folks I’m not laughing anymore. We all know to well that this man’s presidency has gone badly for all of us. Real change will come when we go on the offensive. That sparkle burst moment is here and if no one else has the desire to seize it, then again I’m your guy. May God bless the great people of this nation.