Not to tork off our friends in California…
Here is my latest attempt at humor. Remember West Coasters, it is a JOKE!

Let the mud fly…
Posted by Warner Todd Huston (Diary)
Monday, January 26th at 10:17AM EST
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Not to tork off our friends in California…
Here is my latest attempt at humor. Remember West Coasters, it is a JOKE!

Let the mud fly…
Neil Stevens: McCain, Hutchison, Chambliss, Murkowski, Grassley, and others to propose their own cybersecurity bill. Good. #rsrh
Steve Maley: Last Katrina FEMA trailer leaves New Orleans. #rsrh http://t.co/Tn485jYy
HAHAHAHAH!
Bill S (Diary) Monday, January 26th at 10:23AM EST (link)But wait – I know of at least one RedState’er that will have to move…
“It’s such a fine line between stupid, and clever.” – David St. Hubbins
We will have to take up a collection
rcov092 (Diary) Monday, January 26th at 10:26AM EST (link)for erickbrockway.
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My favorite
Warner Todd Huston (Diary) Monday, January 26th at 10:26AM EST (link)My favorite part when I created this is how it goes real quick at the end to wall California off at double speed before any of them can get out!!
LOL
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Wrong path, heh
Neil Stevens (Diary) Monday, January 26th at 10:25AM EST (link)We need to wall of LA County and the Bay area, while leaving the Republican parts of the state alone, heh.
Wall off the coastline north of Orange County!
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Heellppp meeeee!
Jeff Walden (Diary) Monday, January 26th at 4:12PM EST (link)Don’t leave me alone with them!
Mother Gaia may do this for us.
Josh Painter (Diary) Monday, January 26th at 11:00AM EST (link)I understand that she and Mother Pele are collaborating on a major seismic event to take place some time in the not-too-distant future which would carry California out to sea. Las Vegas could become a major seaport. Win-win. ;- )
“An armed society is a polite society” – Robert A. Heinlein, “Beyond This Horizon” (1942)
Safety is an illusion
civil truth (Diary) Monday, January 26th at 11:38AM EST (link)Just wait until California goes nuclear and starts threatening to lob missiles across the border to…Las Vegas? Phoenix? Portland? Hmm, that’s not exactly going to strike fear into the hearts of the rest of the U.S. Back to the drawing board.
Though maybe instead you should just run the wall along the Sierra-Cascades ridgeline up to the Canadian border. Hold the high ground.
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The California strip could never launch rockets like Hamas
Neil Stevens (Diary) Monday, January 26th at 4:21PM EST (link)The rockets would never meet the emissions control guidelines.
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Yep, that's strike two for missiles from the California strip
civil truth (Diary) Monday, January 26th at 4:29PM EST (link)What’s strike three, you ask?
Well, the rockets/missiles would have to all be union-constructed by California workers. That means they’d never get off the launch pad, assuming they even arrived there in one piece. Not to mention what the construction costs would do to what would be left of the California economy (not be be confused with the California left economy).
[Strike one, of course, was the selection of prime targets, as I mentioned earlier.]
The greatest evil…is conceived and ordered (moved, seconded, carried, and minuted) in clean, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice. Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the offices of a thoroughly nasty business concern. -C.S. Lewis
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Strike three on missle launch
izoneguy (Diary) Monday, January 26th at 4:33PM EST (link)The eco-nazis will shut it down because they might hit birds migrating into Pelosi pants.
The point cannot be made often enough: Modern liberalism, as embodied in the Obama presidency, is the defender of the status quo. And the status quo is a road to economic ruin. Political forces cannot redistribute the wealth that the economic system does not produce.
It's only a matter of time
zuiko (Diary) Monday, January 26th at 4:33PM EST (link)Until they develop plug-in hybrid rocket motors. Of course they you are still left with the problem of what kind of warhead you can put on these things that can kill people without harming any endangered rats or toads.
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I've been lobbying for Marines on the border for years.
mbecker908 (Diary) Monday, January 26th at 9:16PM EST (link)The CA/AZ border. With guns facing West.